The vagina monologues

After a conversation with one of my friends about giving birth I've come to the conclusion that women drew the short straw in terms of the reproductive system. I'm talking about the 3 P's - pregnancy, periods, and pap smears. Seriously, apart from the miracle of bringing a new life into the world, it sucks to have a uterus. 9 months of feeling like a beached whale and a few loooong hours of pushing a watermelon out of a straw; cramps, rampant mood swings, greasy hair and pimples every month, AND the fear of God when confronted with that metal object is enough to make me wish I had a penis.